Don't ever fart in this car again   QOTD: i don't think tiger cheated on his wife because i haven't seen a sex tape yet   QOTD: His wife wouldn't let him sodomize her. But this random skank came along and he said "Why not? She'll let me."

I want that kitty.   Welcome back Phil!   omg omg omg my shirt is coming?! :D

QOTD: Why would anyone want to cheat on a swedish girl? That is totaly bullcrap!   How was this a 'new' sxephil show? It seems exactly the same as the old one...I at least thought he'd be wearing some sort of robe and speak in a creepy voice   QOTD: I don't think he did.

Welcome back Phil!   QOTD: he cheated on his wife for the same reason ur mom cheated on ur dad......   Phil & Jesus, my two favs :)