QOTD: I don't think he did, but if he did, it was because she failed to make him a sandwich of antiquate taste   QOTD: Of course. I and his wife tricked him that the hooker was his birthday present.   that cat video was sooooo cute haha!!   welcome back phil, and happy birthday =D   when you have steak every single day.. eventually steak stops being steak.. and macdonals, it becomes something else.

If you see frogs dancing across your computer screen, flush the toilet and call a hippie, it worked for me, and I'm not even insane... well I'm workin on it.

QOTD: well who knows ?......he loves playing with balls and putting them in holes   If you think that way you could also say that he loves to punch balls with clubs... ouch...   i am french and hearing an american insult my president made me smile as much as the kitty video. thank you!   That's why I'm atheist... Jesus in a bottle Pfft!   QOTD: Yeah! I heard she was 'driving' him crazy.
(Both and golfing and driving pun)